For the second time in less than a year the floor rushed up at me real fast. Stepping out of the shower too quickly to get the phone, each foot was on a different mat. The right foot begin sliding to the side and I couldn't get my balance. I was actually doing the splits and wondering which hip or pelvic bone was fixing to break. Then fortunately the weaker knee, left leg, just twisted around and smacked the floor and took all the tension off so nothing actually broke.
Now I'm back doing intense ice therapy, same as last March; walking very little, watching a LOT of tv and thinking about how bad of a decision it is to weigh 280+ pounds. Also the decision has been made to leave the phone out of the bathroom from now on!